When Earth's first contact with an alien civilization finally happens, it's not with conquerors or explorers, but with a group of interstellar tourists—elderly, green-skinned aliens called the Grannyoidians. These diminutive beings, with their thick accents, tacky outfits, and love of bingo, are anything but ordinary. Able to live for billions of years, reproduce asexually, and photosynthesize their food, the Grannyoidians have returned to Earth after a brief 500-million-year hiatus, ready to mingle with humanity once more.
Jacob Juaquin James, a man who's spent his life avoiding alien abductions in the American heartland, finds himself reluctantly drawn into a bizarre adventure with Martha, a Grannyoidian dressed like someone’s eccentric grandmother. Together, they uncover a web of government conspiracies, a hidden alien prison, and a plot to harvest Grannyoidian life essence for immortality.
As chaos ensues, JJ, Martha, and an old radio broadcaster must navigate a world where the truth about extraterrestrial life has been buried beneath layers of denial and deceit. Can they save the Grannyoidians from a fate worse than bingo, or will Earth's most unusual tourists be doomed to play dominoes for eternity?
"The Sodaverse" continues with Grannyoidians, a quirky and satirical tale of intergalactic hijinks, government cover-ups, and the most peculiar alien invasion ever witnessed.